The Retard Test

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[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush

[ ] You have been called a blonde

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

[X] You sang them to make sure

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling

[x] You have fallen asleep in class

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.


[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[x] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[x] You break/lose a lot of things.

[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[x] You dont know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Number of x's: 26

Multiply by three

Score 65%!!!

~ you're retart percentage is higher! it means i'm more normal than YOU!

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